1) dogs obey wen u shoutat dem
2) dogs dont shop
3) u can giv away ur dogs children
4) any guy can get a good lookin dog!




3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN

1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex
3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!


p/s: still gt any to add on..

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Went to his blk just now and was shocked he passed mi all his txtbook, note, exam paper and even project..wow! i owe him big manx lol
I dun have to buy books for 2yr le
p/s: Blog Everywhere! - This post was updated through my mobile phone(nokiaE51).

TALES OF THE ASS :O
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to speak up.

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food for the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

Morale of story
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE,
YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE THAT IS TRULY IN CHARGE

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